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DARRELL K. WILLIFORD
BORN: 10-01-70 NEWPORT BEACH, CA
LIVING IN: So. Cal.

AMBITIONS: Fairuza Balk would be nice! +Never get hit by a TRAIN.

FAVORITE BANDS: David Bowie. The Beatles. The Who. The Cult. Siouxie and the Banshees.
Bob Dylan. Any song that doesn't exhaust the word "Baby"!!@!!

FAVORITE COLOR: Got me? I guess the blue i'm writing with.

PET PEEVES: The New York Yankees, BMW's, Crazy Invisible Sharp Poisonous Objects, When
I See a kleenex-Box in the back of a car. NATO, Gary Collins, Money Grubbing
Scum like: Mike Piazza, Bruce Willis, and all Producers!!! Of Course Lawyers.

FAVORTIE THINGS: Baseball, Writing, Beer, Single-Pretty-Girls, the word "YES", Quake2
of course, ITN, Animals(Big Cats Especially) Travel, the Word
"MOO", Finding Money in the Streets, Movies, Psychology, Late Night
with David Letterman.(If you have any of his shows on tape i'll buy them!!!)

FAVORITE FOODS: Those wacky hot Tamales, Smoked Albacore, and Hot Dogs( the treat
that gives you everything but the "Moo"! Oh, Oh and I probably hold
the record for eating Clam Chowder in the most restaurants on the
west Coast!!! ummmm chowder!!!

FAVORITE QUOTES: Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acid stains you
And drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live

Dorothy Parker.

Bats is smart, they use radar!!!

David Letterman.

As we lay our heads to rests on our pillow or birds nest
We dream in our own unique pure innocents
With all our defences completely undressed

Me

E-mail me at: LandShark_1@mailexcite.com